THE FUTURE & The Art of Not Giving A Fuck About ANYTHING IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE at all

Hi fam!, so, today I want to talk about something slightly different than usual. I am going to tell you about the future. In a few years, you will find out that all of these things are already happening and will be ready-to-consume, delivered by your truly, Amazon, or Uber, and you will keep getting poor, I will still not make money out of my writing and your life will turn out all weird:

I'VE SEEN THE FUTURE, said OZYMANDIAS. THIS SHALL HAPPEN:

1. Complete Real Time Telecommunications: this is a fancy way of saying that you will be able to just tell your wealthy ass robot to do something for you with just your mind. You will also be able to tell your wealthy ass friends that they you are having a party... in your mind. You will share the experience of each other's voices while you're sorry wealthy ass does shitty drugs to try to relive the past that will never ever come because now you did it, you made it to the top, and there's nothing else, you just got your fucking devices for company and your fucking robot and your friends are actually chat-bots that live in your head and everyone will just be tweeting while hearing voices of all the new tweets. How? MAGIC! It's real, though, like... now. I am an early adopter; I love electronic shit. So, it will be used to torture prisoners of war too. Good luck if you're poor during the resources war. Keywords: Mind-reading, Brainwashing, Thought-reading, neuropsychiatry, propaganda ministry of consume, being poor sucks, i love you too.
2. RESOURCE WARS. China will take over South America, but since the US will be chill by then, America and China might just become the Hyperpower that we all feared off. They can read your mind, remember? FAMINE. VIOLENCE. CRIME RATES SKYROCKETING. DRUG FIENDS TERRORIZING REGULAR CITIZENS. BORDER PATROL TRENCHES. NUCLEAR WAR THING OF THE PAST. RUSSIA IS PREVENTLY DESTROID BY REDIRECTED METIORITE BY ELON MUSK'S CULT OF THE TRUE PRAYER.
3. YOUR OWN MUSICIAN! This one is kind of boring. You will be able to buy yourself a real-life rockstar that lives inside your devices/mind. You can just build it by thinking in it. It shall play the perfect music. Extra fee for intercourse with the machines. Most of them will be extreme versions of V-Idols.
4. Anime culture destroy democracy worldwide. Thanks, Japan.
5. My books will sell soooo much.
6. You like cats and can't have one? a GIG HUMAN can be your furry friend for as long as you pay its monthly fee.
7. GIG-ECONOMY IS JUST ECONOMY NOW.
8. How to get new friends: Pay a monthly subscription to Uber FRIENDS, forever there for you, also available by time-basis. FWBs for as little as $25/session.
9. Darkweb now The Furry Shadow Network. Crypto only.
10. Get THE INTERNET by META, for a small fee, get free access to the classics: TWITTER, FACEBOOK, INSTAGRAM AND NOW: 4CHAN. Feel like shit, buy drugs of Instagram and kill yourself after using THE INTERNET for prolonged times.
11. Did you watch last night's fight of BLACK GLADIATORS? There was so much blood, LOL!
12. Pemones Spaceship Reaches Alpha Centauri with sun-powered biocomputers and ecological thrusters. They give up trying to help the rest of humanity to learn peaceful and sustainable ways to create a peaceful civilization. They terraform a planet in half an hour.
13. COVID KEEPS MUTATING HUMANITY. PLEASE STOP, BEGS THE UNITED NATIONS.
14. Among other things, some which might be cool. Most things will be hot. Countries will be a thing of the past, Machine Learning Governs Most of the Free-World. The rest keeps asking for getting it for a lower fee.
15. Rich people live in space, lol.
16. You are not rich; you are reading this pamphlet from the past.

AND PEOPLE SHALL SEAL THE FINAL CHAPTER OF DIABLO 40,000., thus, restoring humanity's free will. - The Blizzard Team feat. OZYMANDIAS.

THERE YOU HAVE IT. THE FUTURE BEFORE YOUR TWO EYES. AT LEAST TRY TO HAVE FUN!

And as usual, if this message found you troubled, may your troubles be soon over.